Safe lol

Ok so after i say "light as a feather stiff as a board" yer supposed to float or something!

My wife is gonna kill me.. I forgot to put the clothes in the dryer

Uh dude; I don't think you can shrink the strike zone like that.

Dead on arrival

Now that your out, I need to hone my Operation Game skills

I think I'll just take a quick nap... nothing wrong with that.

Maybe now the ball won't hit me

When coach says to hit the poles.

Maybe if I lay here we don't have to deal with another bad strike call

Over my dead body was I out!

Me on Mondays @InfieldChatter

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

This about explains both our teams seasons! Dead in water, aka Last Place! @InfieldChatter #CaptionThis

If I lay here and play dead, will he forget to tag me out and I'll win the game and be a hero.