Good morning to you too dad! I love you too! Jokes on you once you change this diaper!

When you get older, and you have a 3-0 count, hunt a fastball, swing as hard as you can, even if you don't have a green light!

So you think you can steal home dad.

Go for it. It's Mama's turn to change you.

I put rum in your baba

Dad has the funniest jokes!!

"You favorite band is Nickelback."

It's Saturday and I'm home...

Have I told you the one about the ...