Showed up to a 2 hour bus ride in an arm sling. Told my entire high school team and coach I heard something pop when throwing earlier. Watched my coach cuss me out to multiple teammates for two hours before miraculously healing myself when the bus trip ended.

Kind of long winded, but my old roommate used to leave his milk out after using it. So one day we hid his milk behind the couch for 8 months. And then when he left it out, we replaced it with the 8 month old milk.. and he drank it. 🤢

Office style- stapler in jello 😂